I forgot what this emptiness felt like, I hate not going back to school and all my friends leaving, it’s fucking scary and it’s driving me crazy
we need to talk about that house loan
It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.
I also need that guy’s eye.
I miss you Stan, I know you wouldn’t want me to be sad but it’s really really hard not to be. I love you so much, rest in peace.
this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONETHE CAPTION IS PERFECT OMFG
We should fear this guy
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.